Ohhhhh, man, I’m stiff this morning. Gotta do some yoga.

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So, when the creature went to the bodega, where did it go? If I were to start nodding off while a deadline loomed, where would I buy my Rocket Fuel?

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It’s a dangerous admission, this close to Park Slope, that I allow my kid to drink soda.

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It is hard to overstate what a great place Brooklyn is for raising a kid. The range of people and experiences that are immediately accessible is spine-wrigglingly exciting. more…

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The Boy has been lucky with babysitters, from the lovely Bangladeshi woman who took care of him as a little one, to the ageless, old-school Brooklyn woman whose energy is a match for any five-year-old.

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We’ve been promising the Boy a pet for ages, and he’s losing patience with us. more…

This is more frightening than I could’ve imagined. more…

My apologies to those impatient for resolution to the Cyclops’ story. more…