Special July 4th Lunch Post: The New Quarter [UPDATED]

07.03.11

Happy Independence Day, WanderMonster readers in the States. I think we need a new quarter to celebrate the nation’s birthday. Washington’s a fine old guy, but he’s already got the dollar. My favorite Founder, Ben Franklin, is stuck on the out-of-circulation 1/2 dollar. Let’s see who Ben thinks is worthy of the quarter….

Oh no! The new quarter honors Mr Chicken, the brother of Dr Chicken? This seems almost as bad as Mr Bush’s son, Mr Bush. Dr Chicken, who was arrested for messing with toxic waste, colleague of Mr Shoomada, part creator of the Mr Shomada bird. Dire things afoot in the US of A.

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